Russell Crowe's UFO song

Russell Crowe recently saw a UFO and put footage of it on YouTube.
I imagine this is how it went down:

(To the tune of "Stars" from Les Miserables).

There
Out in the darkness
A pink light that's floating
must be from space...
must be from space.
Quick, get my camera!
The spacemen are here
yes, they've come to my place
now they've come to my place

I see the lights in the dark
Dude, I've totally scored.
Those who post UFOs onto YouTube
get reviews by the bored.
and if they fall for it, click on it- hell,
publicity reward!

Stars
With flying dudes.
To think I doubted
Then, in the darkness
was glowing pink light
without a decibel
it flew in my field
field of vision tonight
field of vision tonight

It came right out of the sky
it held its course and its aim
Surely subscribers return and return,
and they won't think it's lame.
UFO proof that can't be dispelled!
To me, acclaim!

And so it will be, it will be written
on the YouTube and Twitter sites.
I'll get subscribers and my career
will reach new heights!

Aliens! Film them!
That all may see them.
Look, here they are!
You'll be impressed
You will
This I swear
This I swear by the stars!